Cheza: (walks into a wrestling rink, in a fem-tux): Hello folks tonight we're having a "Your Mama" Showdown. In this corner, it's our favorite inventor, Jay Walker, and in this corner, everyone's favorite hothead Kai Flamely,(slice hand through air while walking out of rink) begin!!!
Kai: Your mama so fat that she has to use the whole driveway as an ironing board.
Jay: Your mama so stupid that she put paper on the TV and called it paper-view.
Kai: Your mama so fat that when she dies in Call of Duty the other player gets a five-person-kill-streak.
Jay: Your mama so fat that when I thought about her she broke my neck.
Kai: Your mama so stupid she thought seaweed was somethin' fish smoke.
Jay: Your mama hate you so much that when she died all she said to you was, "I'm happy I'm dying, I just don't want see your crybaby face!"
Cheza: (Walks back into rink)And..STOP! Man this fight Showdown was pretty juicy, nice-job guys. Anyway, who won? You decide!! Come back next time for..."Your Mama!!"